Sometimes, crap TV is just what you’re after. It’s not that it’s easy on the brain, oh no! After all, one is compelled to decipher sound-bites such as these:

“… a leopard doesn’t change his spots. Once a [cheetah], always a [cheetah].”
—40 Most Annoying People of the Year… 2007 (4/5), BBC 3, 2 January 2008.

“To add insult to injury, he got a bloody nose.”
—40 Greatest Reality TV Moments 2, TMF, 2 January 2008.

If I wasn’t so busy trying to remember the quotes in close-to-original form, I might remember which talking heads actually said them.